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Meet the Staff - Justin
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Justin is the name on his birth certificate.
Most know him simply as “the Kid.” A fixture in the Ann Arbor running
community, it is said that drinking Justin’s tears can take 15 seconds
off of your mile time. Unfortunately, the Kid doesn’t cry (unless he’s
watching his well-worn copy of Pretty Woman). If you are running with
Justin and you are moved to tears by his beautiful form and
Boticelli-esque curves, fear not… Justin always has a wad of Kleenex in
his compression shorts. When you come in the store, the Kid is
instantly recognizable. His arms are well developed from dispensing
countless hugs. His heart is enlarged to two times normal size from
caring too much (his only overuse injury). His stomach also protrudes
slightly, not from overeating, but because it is filled with dreams.
Can you believe he’s single? The rash isn’t even contagious!